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218 · Hollywood Squares

April 22, 2022 · 41 min

Two contestants play a version of tic-tac-toe, with "celebrities" filling in for the squares. The selected celeb is asked a question, answers it, and the contestant must agree or disagree with their answer. A correct guess captures that square. After three games, the winning contestant picks a key and a car out of two separate pools, hoping to match the two up and win the car.

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SHOW NOTES

Hollywood Squares NES Longplay

Hollywood Squares Wii

Hollywood Squares TV Show

Show notes

  • It’s time to go Hollywood! Hollywood Squares that is!
  • NES Longplay
  • Introductions
    • AND WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, let’s meet our celebrity guests, Michael Esposito x9
    • And today’s contestants, hailing from the great city of Buffalo, NY topping off at 200 Sean
    • And his opponent, barreling in from Niagara Falls, NY Joe
    • And let’s give it up for our host Michael Esposito!
  • What better way to cover Hollywood Squares on the NES than playing a game of Hollywood Squares
  • Overview
    • two contestants compete in a game of tic-tac-toe to win cash and prizes. In each “box” on the tic-tac-toe board there is a celebrity guest who tells you the answer and the player must then assess if they are telling the truth or not.
  • Questions
    • The celebrities that are featured in this NES game are also
      • Joke: My Inner demons
      • Right: Not real
      • Wrong: Nintendo Employees
      • Talk about how the biggest draw of the game is absent from. This is just Tic-Tac-Toe Trivia. Or worse, SQUARES
    • This developer is better known for bears and apes, but they are also the developer of this game?
      • Joke: Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria
      • Right: Rare
      • Wrong: Activision
      • Talk about Rare
    • Hollywood Squares has had several spinoff shows: Storybook Squares, The West Virginia Squares, Nashville Squares, And this music focused one known as BLANK
      • Joke: Hip to be Square
      • Right: Hip Hop Squares
      • Wrong: Square Dancing
      • Talk about the video game version trivia questions and the generality of the questions being asked
    • This popular paper-and-pencil game can be tracked all the way back to the ancient Egyptians in 1300 BC
      • Joke: Assassin’s Creed
      • Right: Tic-Tac-Toe
      • Wrong: Dots and Boxes
      • Talk about traditional games and their impact on video gaming
    • In NES Hollywood Squares you can win a fake brand new car by picking the right key to match the right car, in this other game show you answer questions IN a car:
      • Joke: Cops
      • Right: Cash Cab
      • Wrong: Carpool Karaoke
      • Talk about the inconsequentiality final prize
    • Hollywood Squares is our 3rd Game Show Video Game, what was our first?
      • Joke: 10-Yard Fight
      • Right: Jeopardy!
      • Wrong: Wheel of Fortune
      • Talk about the Game Show Genre and how trivia adapts to video games
    • Bob Barker, Alex Trebek, Michael Eposito what do these names have in common?
      • Joke: They are all past their prime
      • Right: They are all hosts
      • Wrong: They are all in the top 10 boy’s first names
      • Talk about the lack of a host in these video games
    • Is it ever a good idea to put vodka on your eyeglasses?
      • Joke: I think it works faster up your butt
      • Right: Yes, for cleaning
      • Wrong: No
        • Randomness of the questions and how there doesn’t seem to be any consistency
    • Hollywood Squares would take a long time to expand on the brilliance of the NES version, but after many years we finally got a sequel on this console
      • Joke: N-Gage
      • Right: The Wii, just like every other shovelware game known to man
      • Wrong: Xbox 360, as a follow up to the popular 1vs100
  • EGL
    • For the car we have this important question: IS IT ESSENTIAL
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