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NES box art for Chessmaster, the cover of NEStalgia episode 254

254 · Chessmaster

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January 6, 2023 · 41 min · transcript available

The Chessmaster is a game where the player has the chance to play against the CPU controlled Chessmaster at a standard game of chess. 

Our verdict: Skip it

Software Toolworks made this for Hi Tech Expressions in 1990, and it is standard chess against a computer. Mike and Sean recorded this one, and Joe's audio file did not save, so he only shows up as a name and a few references. We found it competent and utilitarian, closer to an application than a video game.

What works

  • The settings. Press Select for a menu of tools. The easiest level, Newcomer 1, makes almost obviously bad moves. Higher levels are described in moves per time, like 30 moves in 45 minutes. The infinite level thinks until you force it to move, and you can turn off deep thinking and the opening book.
  • Take backs that really take back. You tell the computer nothing else counted.
  • Solve for mate. It shows a mate in up to three turns. Make it four and the computer can't process it.
  • Set up a position. Arrange the board your way and play on from there. It is a tool, not a mode.
  • It doesn't break. We hit no bugs that made the game hang.

What doesn't

  • Nothing but chess. No variants, no blitz or bullet timers, no puzzles, no lessons, no analysis mode. The war room view lists the last six moves, but the hint just kept moving the king back and forth.
  • No flair. You can't change the pieces or the board. A Windows chess program we remembered had dozens of themes and a bishop that clubs a pawn, and captures here have no battle scenes at all.
  • Watch mode. The computer plays itself at a high level, and it would be a lot better if it explained why.
  • A fast start. You are dropped into a game as white. Win it and you are told to try a higher difficulty, before you have found the menu.

Worth knowing

  • The box. It claims the most powerful chess program in the world today, and in 1990 it wasn't. It also calls the game the friendliest. In play it is neutral, with no compliments and no trash talk. It wouldn't pull down your pants in public.
  • The music. It opens with an 8-bit Take 5 by Dave Brubeck.
  • The engine. It has no name. The first Chessmaster engine was My Chess II.

The bottom line

Skip it. Mike and Sean both came down against putting it on the Essential Games List, and Joe's audio did not save, so we can't say how he voted. Archon took the chess and added video game elements, which is what this needed: personality, bonus modes, minigames. It takes itself way too seriously. Still, it is a very competent tool set and fun to learn about.

Written from our conversation in this episode.

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