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NES box art for The Miracle Piano Teaching System, the cover of NEStalgia episode 262

262 · The Miracle Piano Teaching System

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VerdictSkip it
Released1990
SeasonSeason 6
March 3, 2023 · 50 min · transcript available

The Miracle Piano Teaching System teaches piano to beginning / intermediate players using a combination of scripted lessons, dynamically created lessons, and piano-themed video games.

Our verdict: Skip it

Software Toolworks made and published this in 1990. It is a teaching system, not a typical game: a full-size keyboard that plugs into the NES, plus software that checks your notes and timing. Mike was the only one who played it. We liked the teaching idea, but we agreed it isn't really a video game.

The hardware

  • You need the real piano. Most emulators can't do it, and another keyboard won't fake it. It plugs into the second controller port, and a regular controller in port one steps through the menus.
  • The TV is the metronome. Everything else comes from the keyboard's speakers, so a giant CRT in 1990 was basically just the metronome.
  • The foot pedal. A little clicker that looks easy to crush, and later lessons need it. Mike never reached them.

The lessons

  • Numbers first. Keys get numbers and your thumb is one. You play 1 through 5 and back, then in time, then faster. Later the numbers flip to letters and then sheet music, and eventually time signatures and rests.
  • It moves fast. By about lesson four you are playing Ode to Joy, melody only.
  • Timing counts. It checks the key and whether you are on the metronome, which beats a light-up keyboard that either kept going or waited and taught nothing. We wanted a percentage, not just pass or fail.

The minigames

There are three, thrown into the lessons. A ROB-style robot that looks a bit like Gyromite crosses a bridge you build by hitting the right key on the beat. In the duck game, ducks sit on a bar of music and you shoot them by playing the key. The paratroopers land when you play the right chord. Each one raises the skill level, but they felt like they should have been their own thing.

Worth knowing

  • It flopped. Prices ran $300 to $419 depending on the platform. We wished for a cheaper accessory, or software that took any keyboard, which the PC-only Piano Discovery System did around 1995. The Miracle product was discontinued by 1997.
  • Who it was for. Not the kid begging for lessons. It is more the mom saying you will learn the piano, with the NES as another version of your lessons.

The bottom line

Skip it. Nobody voted it onto the Essential Games List. Sean and Joe hadn't played it and voted not applicable. Joe's reasoning: the list is for gamers asking what on the NES they should still play, and this scratches no itch for them. It is a neat way to learn an instrument, but it is software that happens to run on a game system.

Written from our conversation in this episode.

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