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NES box art for Predator, the cover of NEStalgia episode 180

180 · Predator

▶ Game info
VerdictSkip it
GenreAction
ReleasedApril 1989
SeasonSeason 5
DeveloperPack-In-Video
PublisherActivision
July 23, 2021 · 51 min · transcript available

IF IT BLEEDS, WE CAN DESTROY IT.

You’d better. Or it will be your blood that spills in the jungle. As Major “Dutch” Schaefer, you face a deadly alien creature that skins men alive and collects human skulls-just for the thrill of the hunt. It shows no mercy. It knows no pain. And now the Predator that wasted all your men is coming after you.

SHOW NOTES

NES Longplay

Movie Trailer

Predator 2 - Genesis 1992

Predator: Concrete Jungle - 2005 PS2

Predators - Mobile 2010

Mortal Kombat X

Predator: Hunting Grounds - 2020 PS4

Our verdict: Skip it

Pack-In-Video made this for Activision, an action game where you play Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch through jungle levels, picking up weapons as you go. All four hosts, Sam included, were there. Mike had never seen the movie, and the game did not make him want to. We called it not essential.

What doesn't work

  • Starting with nothing. On paper, having no weapon makes you feel like prey. In practice the early enemies are knee height, so your punch can't hit them, and you can't punch while ducking. Grenades replace whatever else you were using, and they throw on a timer.
  • The ledges. Platforms are only solid from the top, so you can run off a ledge in the middle of the screen. We also found a spot that looks like a platform below the floor, led nowhere, and meant killing yourself.
  • Taking damage as strategy. We kept running past enemies and eating the hit. A speed run we looked up did the same: health pickups are so frequent, and health resets each level, that you almost have to try to die.
  • Weapons that vanish. They don't carry over between levels.
  • The Predator. We called the regular enemies unintimidating and the Predator not even a challenge. Curling up into a ball is not in the movie, and the cloaking device is the only real nod to it. The final boss is a floating Predator head that shoots things at you.

Big mode

The auto-scrolling levels were the part we called half-baked: a plain red background, bubbles for enemies, and no pause. The shooting does feel a bit better there, and we figured the point is bigger sprites that actually look like Schwarzenegger.

Worth knowing

  • Warp zones. From the manual: 40 levels, but you only need to do 20. We never found a second path.
  • The movie. Schwarzenegger's name is the second biggest text on pretty much every page. The line "I will find whomever did this" is not in the movie, and we gave it zero out of ten.
  • Other Predator games. There is no second Predator game on the NES. Sean was thinking of Aliens versus Predator from 1999, which he called not a great game.

The bottom line

Skip it. Nobody voted it onto the Essential Games List. Sam said it is not the worst game we have played, but still not good. Joe said to play Contra instead. The closing take was that the platforming alone is unforgivable and this one belongs in the NES jank folder.

Written from our conversation in this episode.

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