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NES box art for Remote Control, the cover of NEStalgia episode 309

309 · Remote Control

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January 26, 2024 · 34 min · transcript available

Remote Control is based on the MTV quiz show of the same name. During the game three contestants (computer or human controlled) compete by answering questions about various TV shows, movies, characters, or actors/actresses. There are two rounds of gameplay followed by a third "think real fast" round.

Our verdict: Skip it

Remote Control is the NES version of the MTV game show where host Ken Ober sets up a trivia contest in his basement. It was just Mike and Sean this week, which is a shame for a game built around three contestants. We went in expecting an RC Pro-Am-style racer or a TV-themed side-scroller, and found a multiple-choice quiz with a famous logo stamped on it.

What works

  • The show is a better time than the game. We both watched a full episode on YouTube (the June 28th, 1989 one, with a young Colin Quinn and Adam Sandler, and period commercials). It is irreverent, sketch-flavored and oddly charming.
  • Anyone can buzz in. Every contestant gets a shot at the question, so you aren't stuck waiting for the computers to miss. The timers are brisk, and multiple choice is the sensible way to play trivia on an eight-bit system.
  • The manual is funny. It is written in the host's voice, tells you to press Start when you see the "legal mumbo jumbo," and warns ugly contestants that changing your face on screen is easier than in life. If you're a fan of the show, we'd say read it before you play.
  • No fake prize screens. It never pretends you are winning a car or a cruise. You just win.

What doesn't

  • It isn't funny. The jokes don't fail because we are too young for the references. They simply aren't funny. We compared it to Double Dare, a show built on wacky stuff happening that has nothing wacky happen on the NES.
  • Three choices, one of them a joke. You can guess your way to a third of the points, and one answer is usually an obvious gag. Even the "think real fast" lightning round is the same question format, only faster.
  • Lots of soaps, little else. The categories lean on sitcoms, pop culture and soap operas, and neither of us knew much of it. We wondered where the sports and news channels went.
  • The special channels are the dullest part. A math problem, or Home Shopping Zone just deducting 10 points. An interactive medium and the twist is less interactive than the quiz.
  • What got lost. No visual clip questions, no chairs crashing through the wall (lightning strikes you instead), and the basement barely looks like a basement. Meanwhile MTV and Remote Control trademarks are everywhere. We called it Trivial Pursuit in a TV costume.

Beyond the game

The show was cancelled around the time the game came out, so we guessed the games department and the production team never compared notes. A Brady Bunch category that is really just physics questions summed up the lack of care.

The bottom line

Skip it. There was no Essential Games List vote in this episode, but we both made the case against it: Sean called it plain not essential, an obvious cash grab with little love for the show, and the game gives its source nothing to build on. It doesn't need to exist. Watch the show on YouTube, read the manual, and leave the cartridge alone. Next week is Adventures in the Magic Kingdom.

Written from our conversation in this episode.

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