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NES box art for Wayne Gretzky Hockey, the cover of NEStalgia episode 430

430 · Wayne Gretzky Hockey

▶ Game info
VerdictSkip it
GenreSports
ReleasedJanuary 1991
SeasonSeason 7
PublisherTHQ
May 29, 2026 · 31 min · transcript available

Our verdict: Skip it

Wayne Gretzky Hockey came out in 1991 with the best-known name in the sport on the box, and it is a bad hockey game. Mike and Sean recorded this one; Joe knows nothing about hockey, so he sat out. It was developed by Bethesda, yes the Elder Scrolls Bethesda, who were named for Bethesda, Maryland, and published by THQ. We heard the NES version was coded in a single night, and it plays like it.

What goes wrong

  • The camera. A pure top-down view, from the Jumbotron's seat, shrinks the skaters to thin bodies with a stick line and makes the puck smaller than all of them. It looked like a five-year-old game next to what football, basketball and baseball had already done.
  • No automatic switching. Ice Hockey and Blades of Steel handed you whoever has the puck. Here you mash Select to cycle through the roster, and by the time you reach the carrier he has shot it or drifted offside.
  • One button for pass and shoot. Which one you get depends on the direction you hold. You can call for a pass but never force a teammate to shoot.
  • AI that pantomimes hockey. Defenders pinch toward the boards, get close to the puck and never take it. Teammates drift instead of setting up for passes.
  • The scoreboard is baked into the rink. To check the score you pan to the right side of the ice. We gave it credit for realism for a second, then took it back.
  • The menu. Start confirms everything at once, Select cycles the values, and A moves down the list. It felt like a bad omen.
  • Teams. The manual screenshot shows the Kings playing the Sabres, but you cannot play the Sabres, and you can barely play half the league. The Rangers are missing, though Lemieux and others are in.

What almost worked

Face-offs are correct, teams settle into an attack formation, and shot type depends on stick direction, a thing we did not see again until EA's NHL games in the 2010s. Flickering marks who has the puck, and we forgave that. Picking the Kings against the Kings turns the ice into a blob of white jerseys, which we enjoyed.

Beyond the game

There are three cartridge versions: black Kings jersey, white jersey, and white with no THQ logo. The prices we found were about $8, $23 and $50. Bethesda also sued EA for $7.3 million over Gridiron and Madden, settled out of court. And Gretzky was already on a hockey box before this one, since Konami based the Blades of Steel art on a photo of him.

The bottom line

Skip it. Sean called it not essential outright, and nobody on the mic argued. Joe sat out. We have seen better hockey on this system, and the extreme top-down view was the wrong call. A YouTube long play runs 23 minutes 32 seconds, which was about all we wanted. We liked some other Gretzky hockey games better, so there is hope.

Written from our conversation in this episode.

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